Momma always said life was like a box of ... wait, no, that's not right.
Momma said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like ... nope, uh-uh, that's not right, either.
Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be ... well, that sure as heck ain't right!
Ah! I remember now: momma said if you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' a'tall, Mahfah. Well, momma, I don't have a whole heck of a lot of nice things to say about the 1993 movie version of The Tommyknockers, but I think I might have just enough that I can avoid breaking that good old rule.
Let's find out, shall we?